and if the U-Wisk coach ever got canned, like Prince Albert or Tony Amaker, he could always...
replace Buckingham U Badger as the BMascotOC in Mad Town

•take all the roles that
Tom Ewell has passed on
ever since TE passed on in the '94

pop a hamboner
or pick up where
a naked Jeff Goldblum left off

and had the year been 2001
the headline for today's post woulda read...
Saul Smith's Face Scares Me