Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, March 7

Swinging From The Gallo Pole

Peace The Cork Out
to
Ernest Gallo
who joins his recently PTFOed
cheesy bro Joseph
and his other winey bro Julio
in that great big schoolyard in the sky


1909 - 2007

+ the VEEP candidate on the disastrous 1972 Democratic ticket
two-time production designer Academy-Award nominee
1/2 of the genius that is Pottery Barn
Das Booty prize winner
Mr TraveLodge dumpy hotels
ski jumper/lady humper
the lord of parking
Old Blue Eyes' guitarist
Tarzan
Mike Tomczak's papa bear
one of Canada's last WWIers
a Fearsome onesome
the Cap with the pen
Dodger Clem
Chi-town's oldest voter
the Dick Cavett Show bandleader
Yellow Jacket mooner
the blocker that sprung Ameche for winning TD in '58 championship
a dude who loved Lincoln gettin plugged
and
•Arthur Schlesinger

and

this juss sorta inn...

Cap'n Gets Crunched!!
yes!
Steve Rogers
aka
Captain America
is now Cap'n of the Underworld!


1917 - 2007