Well, slain and pimple, it wasn't the show that was snoozy, it was the nominated movies that were were beyond snoozedome. You know it was a bad year for movies when Talladega Nights gets three mentions during the telecast. Sure, The Departed was an entertainin flick, but Bestest Picture of the Year? Maybe bestest Asian foreign remake of the year! Were any of the best pic nominees worthy of that title? In my boooook, there were at least 8 films better than the ones they choose. Hell, I'll bet The Danish Poet was less of a snoozefest than Little Miss Snoozeshine. OK, so that's the last peep you'll hear from me on LMS, cept I muss say kudos to the voters for picking Alan Arkin over Eddier Murphy. If only the same could be said for the supporting ass-stress category, where anyone but winner SINGER Jennifer Hudson was woolworthier! As for Ellen DeFishtaco, well, she was a mighty fine host. I mean, she's now the single greatestist female host of the Oscars of balls thyme. The previous person to hold that title was no one since Whoppi Goldberg was the only prior female solo host and the world was spankfully reliefed from her comedy years ago
And w/o further Freddy Adu, here are the only things you missed if you missed the 2007 Academy Awards...
Adriana Barraza's esposo Arnaldo Pipke's mustache
Nicole Kidman renaming of Dreamgirls as Dreamgoyurls
these peeps freestylin sounds with their mouths which in turn makes Michael Winslow the #1 choice for the '008 edish
Click goes winless which was probs the night's only sure thing
a MasterCard commeresh starring an elephant & Leon Carosi owner of Malibu Sands Beach Club from Saved By The Best
Karen totally steppin out on Jim with Ennio Morricone next up for EM? an honorary award at next year's Dundies!
thumcredible shadow shiz with human bodies but if they were to do the above with their feet it woulda been a CAMEL TOE!
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the unibrow of Walt Martin and that dude modeling off the green tux from Dreamgoyurls (no pics available as of now but somewhere out there on the interwebs they does)
never forget the past like the '05 the '06 and hispecially Amy Lumet's cazy-arsed bazongas!!
