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Thursday, April 5

Life Is Fragile
(pronounced Fra-geel-lay)

The Game Is Over
for the mos winningestist
Division 1-A College Foo-ball coach
of BALLS thyme
&
the dude who basically made this happen
Eddie Gay Robinson

1919 - 2007

&

It's A Wrap
for the director of

& one of the bestest eps of Amazing Stories
that co-stars The Goonies' Chunk!
&
THE GREATESTIST
CHRISTMAS
MOVIE MT EVEREST!!!
Benjamin 'Bob' Clark

1941 - 2007

Plus

the ABC dude who basically begat MNF goes off the air
the voice of the Minn Twins' goes silent
the last known WWI Navy vet gets lost at sea
a Nazi joins Hitler in that awful bunker in hell!
Mr Motor Trend/Hot Rod hits the junkyard
the world's biggest Coke-head goes flat
•Asia's richest bizatch goes belly-up
this Patriot ends his revolution
the Ruiz Foods king goes stale
& the author of Dog Day Aft & Close Encount o'da Terd Kind's quill aints gots no mo ink in it


# Life Is Fragile
(pronounced Fra-geel-lay)