Ocean's Thirteen
Ocean's Hook Line Is A Stinker
Trailers & Mo
Having your characters sport faux mustaches cannot disguise the fact that you've basically remade your first movie, cept your caper has no motivation, your execution has no rhyme or reason, your new casino had the same interior designer as Tao & the Hiro Ballroom, Don Cheadle's cockney accent starts to outwurst Kevin Costner's in Robin Hood, and in the process, you've allowed Al Pacino to hand in the weakestest and leastest menacing screen villain since The Penguin. So besides Ellen Barkin's wicked cleave line, is there anything redeeming? Unless you JO to Clooney's omniscient smirks, then the answer is a resounding NO
IMDb Sweeney: fakes mustaches may be all the rage, but Matt Damon rages against the machine (read: the film industry) by donning a faux shnozer in dishonor of not being allowed to sport one in Gilliam's The Brothers Grimm [IMDb|Stufffzz]
Netflex: ever heard of Casino [trailer]?
Apt MPupil3: The Stones' klassic 'Tumbling Dice' [d HERE|live vid]
Eyes Wide Open: for AMC/DeBeers hottie Olga Sosnovska, who plays the thankless role of 'Debbie'
John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict):
Don't Waste Your Thyme Repoopulous
until next thyme the balcony is clothed...
