Say what you will about Michael Bay's films, but spray all over yerself at will when you fap to these beauties that have appeared in his films & music videos
Transformers'
Megan Fox
Rachael Taylor
The Island's
Scarlett Johansson
Siobhan Flynn
Bad Boys II's
Gabrielle Union
Renee Reilly
Denise Quiñones
Cash Casia
Pearl Harbor's
Kate Beckinsale
Jaime King
Jennifer Garner
Sara Rue
Armageddon's
Liv Tyler
Shawnee Smith
Grace Zabriskie
the Aerosmith bitties who be makin us 'Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)' vid
The Rock's
Vanessa Marcil
Sean Connery
Bad Boys's
Téa Leoni
Marg Helgenberger
Lisa Boyle
the busts in the Who shot Alexander Hamilton? Got Milk? ad
the beauty to Meat Loaf's beast that would make him 'Do Anything for Love (but I Won't Do That)'
One Wilson and A Phillips But No Carnie who would make my penis cry in the vid for 'You Won't See Me Cry'
the girl Winger 'Can't Get Enuff' of
Great White's groupie sluts that always 'Call It Rock n' Roll'
all da girls that Young MC be sayin 'That's the Way Love Goes' to
da Divinyls' Christina Amphlett who's bazoongas make me want to 'Touch Myself'
the girl who Vanilla Ice sez 'I Love You' to
Playboy Video Centerfold's Kerri Kendall
&
Richard Marx' 'Angelia' who may actually have less hair than Mr Marxie
fappinspiration by Time Werespanko aka Tom Wellington the III
& after ye dunn fappin, go see Transformers, even if it's yer 2nd thyme!!!
