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Friday, July 13

Baffin Fappin Bay

Say what you will about Michael Bay's films, but spray all over yerself at will when you fap to these beauties that have appeared in his films & music videos

Transformers'

Megan Fox


Rachael Taylor


The Island's

Scarlett Johansson


Siobhan Flynn


Bad Boys II's

Gabrielle Union


Renee Reilly


Denise Quiñones


Cash Casia


Pearl Harbor's

Kate Beckinsale


Jaime King


Jennifer Garner


Sara Rue


Armageddon's

Liv Tyler


Shawnee Smith


Grace Zabriskie


the Aerosmith bitties who be makin us
'Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)' vid


The Rock's

Vanessa Marcil


Sean Connery


Bad Boys's

Téa Leoni


Marg Helgenberger


Lisa Boyle


the busts in the
Who shot Alexander Hamilton?
Got Milk? ad


the beauty to Meat Loaf's beast
that would make him
'Do Anything for Love (but I Won't Do That)'


One Wilson and A Phillips
But No Carnie
who would make my penis cry
in the vid for
'You Won't See Me Cry'


the girl Winger
'Can't Get Enuff' of


Great White's groupie sluts
that always
'Call It Rock n' Roll'


all da girls that
Young MC be sayin
'That's the Way Love Goes' to


da Divinyls' Christina Amphlett
who's bazoongas
make me want to
'Touch Myself'


the girl
who Vanilla Ice sez
'I Love You' to


Playboy Video Centerfold's
Kerri Kendall


&

Richard Marx' 'Angelia'
who may actually have less hair than Mr Marxie

fappinspiration by Time Werespanko aka Tom Wellington the III

& after ye dunn fappin, go see Transformers, even if it's yer 2nd thyme!!!


# Baffin Fappin Bay