2007 is a mos special year, and it has nothing to do with the fact that our penis grew 14 inches. Tis quite special cause we're seein more movies than ever, and as a big sirprise to even ourselves, watchin the mos amount of TV shows since these Thighs went wide open for bidness back in the '004! You already czeched out our deathpool odds for this season's newcomers to the boob tube, and since then we've decided to give a bunch of dem rated rookies a chance. Here's where they stand and deliver...
Shows Deader To Us
Than A Right Said Fred Reunion Tour
Caveman - we literally watched 2 minutes and FFwed right to the end. If this show got a green light, then there's still hope for MILF IslandReaper - this show would be a heckuva lot better if it was only 30 minutes long and was nothing but Leland Palmer singing about mares eating oats. It was good to see
the Mog working again, but I'm sure he'll pop up again somewhere else when this show bites the dust
Chuck - Chuck is a lot like
Reaper cept it has a super-hot Australian chick (see above). Besides that one saving grace, we've already grown tired of this
Alias with Jim Halpert cometion/actedy.
Joshua Gomez is funny, the show, not so much. It has potential, but I aint waiting around to see if it blossoms like
Blossom's buddy's Six's rack. Instead, I'll juss fine mo pics of that Australian bizatch and JO to her
Private Practice - we loathe hospital shows, but figured since this takes place in an office building that it might be a bit more interesting. We figured wrong, and now we loathe doctor shows in general. Come to think of it, the only doctor shows we ever liked were Doogie Howser, MD and China Beach (btw, it's so good to see Dana Delaney back on TV, even if it's Desperate Housewhores)
Dirty Sexy Money - TV's lamest titled show is also TV's mos disappointing show. The main problem is that there's too many wacky rich characters, and cause each gets allotted a similar amt o' screentime, there's no singular tone set for the whole show. It's a mess and we feel sorry for Keifer's dad (with the mos amazing voice mt EVERest) and Nate Fisher, whose brother David has had a much more thumcredible post-Six Feet Under career with our current fave Dexter
Shows Mo Banging Than Olufsen
Pushing Daises - if every show on TV were more like this than there'd be no need to ever go to the movies. By far the best new show of the year, hands AND thighs down
Gossip Girl - while
Dirty Sexy Money fails as a NYC upper class drama,
Gossip Girl's fab bitchiness rules the school. Xs and Os all over for this guilty pleasure. And ya gotta love
the bland male leads with their overly-furry brows. Now if only they dumped that stoopid VO
Kid Nation - finally, a reality show worth watching that has nothing to do with washed-up entertainers. And if they do decide to make a celebrity version, Webster has to be the town sheriffCane - we all knew that
Bail Organa was the consummate family man, but cunning bada$$? This sugar cane drama is easily helping to fill
The Sopranos void that died with that AWFUL cut to black. Plus, bonus points for making
The White Shadow evil!
Journeyman - worshiping
Kevin McKidd is our past and presentime
Aliens In America - we predicted the earliest demise of all for this fish outta water comedy, but after two episodes, we're sooked, hined and linkered. Is there a gawd? If so, he's mos certainly awesome!
sew, what shows you diggin'on and whats ones yous dishin's ons?
