Armed without about 50 nouns that I vaguely remembered from the days of being forced to take Spanish in school, me and the mos adorable Thigh Mistress set out to conquer Madrid (that's in Spain for those of you geographically declined and playing at home) in the spain of 4ish days. We took about 500 pics, but whittled them down to this lil bunch.
¡SITES!
Plaza Mayor es one of the mos fabuloso places in the world it's like Times Square with less Germans and electronic crap!
where one can always eat al fresco or eat like Al Roker!
this bear kissing a tree is the symbol of Madrid and me kissing yer mom's pechos is a symbol of how gay yer dad is
es el Parque del Buen Retiro it's like Central Park with less horse poop and 98% more Spaniards
although there was mad sol goings on we did get to see some Spanish clouds and since they allow smoking in mos places this is also whata lotta ceilings looked like
at noche, Madrid is still a place to be seen yet we couldn't find any whores to partake in a 3some
our trendy modern hotel was fit for a queen that is for a queen who likes hard beds and hard cocks, like mine
the King's crib can't be beat and his throne is totally worth takin a dump on!
I aint no fan of tapas on our shores cause it's one giant scam cause they make u buy 383283 plates of midget food but in Spain it's not only plentiful but delciousful too! even if it looks like the dump I took on the King's throne
these peoples eat churros y chocolate for breakfast! but sadly, I've had better ones in Cali
and before we go what would an American tourist's wrap up be w/o typical American pics of American things that look kinda trost in lanslation...
