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Tuesday, August 5

China Beach Bum


Continuing where he left off in Turin, Washington Post phunny man Dan Steinberg is currently running rampant around the People's Republic in dishonor of the Summer Olympics and has snatchurally transformed his DC Sports Bog into The Beijing Sports Smog (we told you he was phunny). His insight is mad outta sight (he's already eaten plenty of sctamble eggs & looking to export boatloads of Curly Sue How Many Flappermove shirts) and it's only a splatter of time before his Smog ends up on China's list of banned interweb sites. So get yer read on, cause it's fundamentalist!