Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Monday, September 29

Five Easy Peaces

Forks Out
to

Paul Leonard
'We All Know That
I Was An Amazing Actor
But The Most Important Thing
I Ever Gave The World
Was Slapping My Good Name
On The Box Of
The Finest Arnold Palmer
Knock-Off Drink Ever:

Newman's Own
Virgin Lemon-Aided Ice Tea'


1925 - 2008

William A. Shea
'The Queens Dump Hole Where You Can Hear Planes While Watching Awful Mets Baseball'
Municipal Stadium

1964 - 2008

Junior
'They Said
D-D-Don't Stop the Beat,
Yet They're Stopping The Beat'

Senior

1998 - 2008

+
The RCA Dome's roof
coroner to the stars
Our Ganger Buddy
founder of National Grandparents Day
regular season Redskins-Cowboys games at Texas Stadium (Zorn!!!!!)

&

Total Request
'Home of Jewel's
NSFW Photo Booth Fun'

Live

1998 - 2008