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Monday, September 1
it's the end of the world as we know it
and all we can say is...
Spotted: Connor Paolo's X-Ray nipples
Spotted: tons o' laces on Nate's clothing, including his chest AND crotchial area
Spotted: Tinsley Mortimer, who is supposedly some important NYC socialite that we're suppose to recognize and/or supposedly suppose to care about
Spotted: Serena's grandmother, actin mo like Max Devlin and less like the Devil, which makes about as much sense as Rudy Giuliani's presidential campaign
Spotted: Shelley Johnson and her new Bobby Briggs. Sadly Nate's dad is no Major Briggs
Hearded: 'I'm Chuck Bass' should be the new 'I Love You'
Gossip Girl's blah-zay season 2 pre-shmear was about as unspectacular as season 1's finale, and twas about as lively as Blake Lively (read: she's boring, and sucks, and keeps doing dumb things she can't explain to her even more boring boyfriend, Dan 'Uh Uh Uh' Homefries). Gossip Girl the show can never live up to Gossip Girl the hype. And that's OK with us, juss as long as they keep rollin out posters like these
Newbie watcher Time Werespanko said it bestest: 'Gossip Girl is staggeringly shitty in a way that is delicious. It is a trainwreck of horrible writing that simply refuses to stop crashing. I'm at a loss.'
lettuce pray that the second and juss revealed, the last(!!!!!!!!!SH!T!!!!!!!!!!) season of Flight of the Conchords doesn't suffer the same diarrhea diorama
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