we at Thighs Wide Shut endorse the following
for President:
Popeyes,
Pinder's boobs,
Cooley's penis,
the latest 50 images posted to Live Journal [usually NSFW, always effin random and funtastic],
Tootsie Fruit Rolls,
Jimmy Smits on Dexter,
the 1972 edition of Clue,
Håkan Loob jobs,
Zipporah Films,
The Streets' 'Heaven For The Weather',
the chocolate malts from Steak n Shake,
girls who dress up like Droogs,
the Jhoon Rhee 'Nobody Bother Me' commercial,
a Jewish Ivanka Trump,
The Joy of Painting,
Gus Frerotte's headbutt,
GoldenFiddleDotCom,
Donovan,
Mike Donovan,
Lib's Patty Melt™, this animated gif
and erasing
the painful memory that was John Kerry¡vote or diet!
