Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Monday, May 4

Fell Out of Love With A Girl


Peabs' ye olde neighbor, White Stripes' drummer Megan Martha White, will soon be breaking our hearts and our farts by marrying off her gynormus Joe E Tatas and NSFauxW sex tapes to Patti Smith's son Jackson. this is total sh%tbull as her boobs were betrothed to us by Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold the MIXLIX (aka John Ratzenberger)'s decree [Ms Mod's Bod]

perv-ious disapproval of an engagement:
Christina Hendricks to a guy who looks like he smells like farts

Nut Meg:
Meg is a robot
& Californication's Madeleine Martin is Meg's fUnderstudy