Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Monday, February 22

Miracle Whip It
Happened One Night

gold medal: white American dudes dry humping one another on ice while the entire populace of Canada drowns their tears in Tim Horton donuts and whatever else they have in Canada besides the editor of Egotastic.com


silver medal: hope Ovi next takes a dump on Cindy Crosby

bronze medal: camel toes, ON ICE!