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Sunday, March 14

Sopranos Need To Be Silenced

Three reasons why the new season of The Sopranos sucks:

1) They always dedicate like 5 minutes of the show for Tony or Carmela (Anthony) to watch TV or a movie. It's so f-in boring now that the most entertaining part of each show is when we get to watch them watch Citizen Kane.

2) No Furio

3) What's with all the celebrity casting? Doesn't Robert Loggia, who's 116 years old, finally look his age? I wouldn't be sir prized if later on in the season, they have a scene where Rob and Tony go to FAO Schwartz and play "Chopsticks" on a giant electronic keyboard. And what about Steve Buscemi. Is it me or were Mr. Pink and director John Waters switched at birth? You be the judge!!