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This posting is in honor
of the The Bad News Bears. |
The Good News Bears
- This summer los Beastie Boys will release their follow-up to 1998's Hello Nasty with 15 new tunes on something called To the 5 Boroughs. The Thigh Master is a bit skeptical with song names like "Ch-Check It Out", "The Brouhaha", and "Shazam!" This album could end up in the ugly news by the time it is released. Please note: "Shazam!" has no relation to Shaquille O'Neal's sophomore effort, Kazaam, which is currently the 20th worst movie ever, as voted by IMDB users. Thanks to Ash Thursday I'm In Love for the B-Boy tidbitz.
- Looks like there will be a Simpsons movie after all! Yeardley Smith sez the writers are working on it, but tit'll only be released after the series wraps up in 2 or so seasons. I haven't been this eggcited since they opened a Wendy's near my office. However, Lisa S... no-no-no, L Simpson said there were no plans about turning Herman's Head into a feature film. Troy McClure, RIP!
- This guy has the coolest toys.
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The Bad News Bears
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How will Mother Brain handle
all the slo-motion mid-air
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- Just what the world needed:
Queer Eye for the Straight Girl.
- John Woo
bought the film rights to Nintendo's OG game,
Metroid. Who will they get to play space bounty hunter Samus Aran? All though the character is a female, I wouldn't be sir prized if Vin Diesel "Jeans" lands the lead role. Maybe Chuck D had it right when he saran-wrapped "Burn, Hollywood, Burn." Thanks to Wannamaker for making me read that article.
- What happens when yer a southern jack-ass who marries Jane Fonda?
You get yer own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
- The Hitler Channel have given a
permanent vacation to their JFK assassination documentary
The Guilty Men. Supposedly they implicated LBJ in the conspiracy, but we all know that "it's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!" Hopefully they won't have to pull these other upcoming shows:
It Didn't Happen: Holocaust, Shmolocaust and
The Men Who Built Kennedy Airport.
And The Ugly News Bears
- Man kick dog like football.
Dog dies.
- First Wil Wheaton gets a website and now this
Real World: New York douche bag joins the fray.
Ready for
The Miz? Where's William Hung when you need him? Speaking of, word of the street sez he's going to be on this summer's Lollapalooza tour!!
- Finally, just looking at this picture of
eyeball jewelry makes me want to throw up.
