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Monday, April 12

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- Paul McCartney finally found a new writing partner


- Janet's boob strikes again. Thanks to her shallow tabloid/marketing coup, there will be NO Victoria's Secret fashion show on TV this year. When did watching babes in titillating undergarments become worse than Mein Kampf? It could have been worse though folks, imagine if we saw Michael Jackson's penis.

- Sick of seeing this dude in Coors commercials?

Well, the only channel you'll maybe see him on is C-SPAN cause he's leaving the suds for the senate!

- British bloke sells all of his possessions, including the shirt off his back, bets once on red and nets $270,600. Good thing he didn't follow Wesley Snipes' "Always bet on black" advice from the shitflick Passenger 57. I guess he went with the red of another 57, Heinz. Link via My Man Marvkus (who needs a blog).

- Dr. Melfi's psychiatrist (Peter Bogdanovich) is lined up to direct an original movie about Pete Rose for ESPN called Hustle. Who are they going to get to play Marge Schott since the "Where's The Beef" lady has been 6 feet under for ages? Kathy Bates, stay by your phone!


Which one is NOT evil?