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Sunday, May 16

Read The Label

My gal over at Gideon's Bible has handed out some super superlatives and labeled me a "blogger without conscience"!! When I enquired to Gid if that was a good thing or a bad thing, she responded with "note to self: stop getting wasted and plugging in the computer before you pass out." F-in mint!!! Anywho, yers truly was mentioned in the same breath as Uncle Grambo (pop demon), Ulttrraa Hottie (rock journalist), and Scott Stereoshizzle (unabashedly popular)!!! I'm so honored. I feel like Russell Crowe at the end of A Beautiful Mind when he's all senile and wins some fancy award.

PS- anyone know how I can score a date with Lindsay Lohan?