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Friday, May 14

Yer Daily Dosage Of LL
Open Up And Say Ahhh!

Lindsay Lohan, you make me do the craziest things, but its all in the name of love. You even forced me to watch your appearances on two of the worst talk shows ever, The View and The Ellen Degeneres Show. Thank Gawd for the TiVo though, as I don't think me eyes could have handled the other 50 minutes of diarrhea when you weren't on. Anywho, yer appearance on Ellen was so best! Not only did you look more uber-hottie-ness than yer appearance on the Today Show, but I think Ellen D was sweating you. And why shouldn't she be all over the LL? Look at these pics!!

when asked about her b-friend, The Thigh Master BFF, breast friends 4eva call me please @ 1-800-THIGHZZ Ellen, is that foam coming out of your mouth? Ellen leans in for the kiss