Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Tuesday, May 18

This, That, The Cat
& Papa Thigh Master!

no, this isn't the pic I speak of
- Searching for the ultimate LL boob pic? Search no further and click me now. As to the authenticity of the photo, Da Fake Detective (fake-detective.com) was quoted on el f.u.b.a.r., "If it's a fake, I can see no true signs of fakery." Case closed. Now we just have to find out if dem babies is real!

- The Siren Festival just got a lil louder. And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Mission Of Burma, Electric Six, Vue, and The Thermals have been added to the already stellar line-up. See you on the Boardwalk... juss stay away from me and my Nathan's corn dog farts. [Buzz right back at cha ProductChopNyc]

- Havana, Rio de Janeiro, Istanbul, and Leipzig have all been eliminated as Summer Olympic 2012 candidates. Like any of them had a friggin chance against the five final heartbeats: Paris, New York, Moscow, London, and Madrid. Note to IOC: please don't bring the Olympics to our already smelly/busy/crazy/beautiful city. Unless hot dog eating becomes an event.

- Texas has the finest instruments and education... a student dares another student into drinking chemicals. I wonder what would have happened if he just choose the "Physical Challenge"?

the next pop star to get boob implants
- Willie Hung hung high above the Backstreet Boys, Lenny "Un-Original" Kravitz, and many others as the Wango Tango On-Air Festival headliner. Seriously, when's this joke going to end? He's already surpassed his 15 minutes of fame by about 30 minutes!

- Finally, my father, Thigh Master The I, is the f-in man. Not only does he rock the beard like no other, but he always gives back to the community.