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Tuesday, May 18
What Jonah And
Thighs Think...
...is that everyone's missing out on de greatestist blog ever:
Bandwagon Boy
Just read his take on Troy:
Monday, May 17, 2004
I seen this AWESOME movie the other day and it is called Troy and it is one of the best movies ever made this summer! I was pissed off when I got there and founded out how it isent a movie about the awesome Troy Akeman from my Cowboys but thats alright its still good! It is awesome and has lots of killing and stabbing and other great action! It is the seqal to American Gladiater but this time they couldent afford to get Russel Crow so they got Rachels boyfriend from the Fighting Clubb and he plays this Gladiater named Troy in Romen times and he has to attack and stab a bunch of people with swords and knifes and such to be the big Hero and he ends up cutting the other teams big superstar right in the Ackillies Heel and the other guy is such a whuss that he dies! Unreal! So you can see the story is kind of dumb but who cares if the writters stink its just a movie what do you want! Cripes! The point is how it is full of action and coolness! Even the old ballandchain wanted to go and see it and she dident even pay attention to the fighting parts just the smoochy parts and she just kept shovelling in that expansive movie pop-corn and going on and on about how hot Brad Pit is and Rolando Blume and some other foreign guy and wouldent shut up thats the thanks I get for rolling out major bucks for a big hot date! Girls! Anyways the point is how this movie about this Gladiater named Troy is so great and how everone should go to watch it trust me holmes it is even better then Vanhalensing the Wherewolve movie with the dracula in it! And way better then How to be Mean to Girls which is good and has hot girls in it and I use to think it was awesome but now I know that it isent very good compared to Troy and allso there is no nakedness and I dont like Documinterys anyways! So go and see Troy's movie it RULEZ!!!
// posted by King Awesome Dawg! @ 2:51 PM
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