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Tuesday, June 15

Booyakasha!

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- Who be more mad genius than this year's graduating class at Harvard? Their commencement speaker, Ali G. He made such profound statements such as, "What did Lincoln give America, except for the towncar?" and "Like the great civil rights leader Martin Luther Vandross, I has got a dream of little black girls and little white girls playing with each other." F-in mint times 31,283,912,748!! I wonder who their second choice was... Bandwagon Boy? And BREAST NEWSSSSSSSSS since I was born: the second season of Da Ali G Show premiering, Sunday, July 18th at 10:30pm on HBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Pseudo-lesbians/musicians t.A.T.u. are changing their name to t.E.m.A and to tone down their lip reading antics!! This is the worst news I've heard all day since INXS decided to find their new lead singer via reality TV!!

- DC folks, Fort Reno's free summer concert series is up and running again. The July 1st Ted Leo/The Evens (Ian MacKaye's side project) show is not to be missed. As for the open August 12th slot, I wouldn't be sirprized if Fugazi dropped by...

- The Friars Club turns 100 years old! Abe Vigoda is 17 years behind.

- I didn't think the world of this, but you may. [Link via Curiousiya]

- World's worst/best coverband: Camp Freddy.

Bert, the bestest dog ever, had sucessful eye surgery!
wud up DAWG?
He looks so thrilled too!
[Link via Warner Sisters]

- "Alpha Beta Gaga", the mos umcredible song off of Air's Talkie Walkie, now has a whistling website.

- Czech out this long-a$$ article on LL in the The Guardian.

- Like pictures AND hipsters? Click no further! [Link via Big Worm]

- One more reason why I wish I was Richard Branson...
dude must get laid when he's taking a dump