Real World turns 15 and to celebrate, it's now 300% more gayer than ever. Sure, there's only two guys who are out of the closet (Willie & Karamo) from the get go, but the remaining two males (MJ & Landon, who could both easily play Christopher Atkins in a Blue Lagoon remake) are early trung candidates for heteroflexibility. But who really cares when the real stars of the show are Sarah and the 8th roommate, the lovely and very talented... Sarah's bosomy, busty, buxom, curvaceous, and voluptuouslicious breastszs. And as the BlogFather might say, bovs to those effin tees, even if they're fake plastic tees... I smell a Radiohead song in there somewhere. Call the country club cause we need some tees timeages.
A Poor Richard's Almanac version of Lohan
I wish I signed up for this season's show cause with 2 of the guys straight up gay and 2 more on the way, she and her tees would have all been mine for buttering.
