- To hell with the re-united Wu-Tang Clan and to heaven with the re-united Seaver Clan, sans stoopid a$$ Leo who forgot his roots!! Gawd DANG Joanna Kerns/Maggie Seaver is STILL so fruckin FLY! And DANG gawd Jeremy Miller/Ben Seaver is STILL so frodging awkward looking! [via My Man Marvkus]
- Ken Jennings is not only some kinda genius, but a dirty lil bastage. When the answer was
'This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker' he said this. [via
Radosh via Posh n Beckers]
- Itching to play Halo 2 a month before it comes out, and
for free?
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Beatles + Cirque du Soleil = Siegfried and Roy replacement!
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White Stripes to release one of me mos personal favorite covers EVERgreen as a single: Dolly Parton's 'Jolene'.
-
Lohan is That 70's Show bound and hopefully gagged. Me didn't realize that that show was still on the air.
- Farrell & Fox to team up for
Miami Vice flick? Maybe they can get Don Johnson & Philip Michael Thomas to duet on the sdtrk.
-
This guy really loathes IKEA.
- The single most unpopular gift for the holly-daze has got to be
Turd Birds.
- Why do CDs cost $15.99?
$0.17 Musicians' unions
$0.80 Packaging/manufacturing
$0.82 Publishing royalties
$0.80 Retail profit
$0.90 Distribution
$1.60 Artists' royalties
$1.70 Label profit
$2.40 Marketing/promotion
$2.91 Label overhead
$3.89 Retail overhead
Wal-Mart sez eat a dick to that shiz!
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These cookies aren't eggzactly Prince Charming. Ahhhhhhh snap, ginger style!
- How the fiddlesticks can
Chick-fil-A be the #1 drive-thru spot in Amorica when we aint even gots on in the NYC area and it's closed on Sundays? [via
The Fiddler]
- It goes without saying that
Uncle Grambo is the f-in BlogFather of the entire f-in blogosphere.
Yesterday's post was eggceptional... and I aint juss saying that cause he gave me some stizz love or that we're heteroflexible lovers.
- Our gal
CityRagDoll drops
the story behind Britney Federline's foot tattoo.
- You know yer a bona fide cultural icon when you get poked fun of in a video game. Case eggzample:
that fat Star Wars kid in
the new Tony Hawk game. [via Pakulashaker]
- Pray that
this isn't yo granny!! [NSFW via Z de la Roachclip]
- Free movie ticks to
Finding Neverland and for us NYCers:
Sideways &
Undertow
- In the WTF department, we give you the
wurstest David Bowie cover mt everest! [via
Popbitch]
- And here's something for you San Francisicindiansians to do this tweakend:
