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Wednesday, November 17
- The Monster Thickburger: two 1/3-pound slabs of Angus beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of cheese and mayonnaise on a buttered sesame seed bun, 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat. Will this be the enuff to get my a$$ to a Hardee's for the 1st time since they gave away mini Pound Puppies plushies in the mid-80's? Stay tuned. [via Future Bro In Ty Law]
- Did Lindsay Lushmouth really think for one minute that Jack White would have played guitar on her debut album? She should have aimed lower, like asking Michael Wilton, lead guitarist for Queensryche, to lend his 'talents'. I'm sure he isn't up to much these daze...
- Washington baseball club to be named 'The Nationals'? That's more busted than Buster Poindexter. At least the color scheme will be a solid combo of red, white, & blue and not some Florida Marlins/San Jose Sharks crap on a stick. What was wrong with everyone in the early 90s?
- The Museum of Hoaxeses is a frantastic site. Czech out their takes on that time traveling fool who claims a US civil war is a-coming, glow-in-the-dark deer, a dog who ate a cell phone and then the phone rang in his tummy, and if Grungesters ever used words like 'Cob Nobbler', 'Lamestain' and 'Swingin' on the Flippity-Flop'.
- Gawd I wish I was in Beijing right now!
- I always knew that Prince was better than Phil Collins & Barry Manilow.
- Of course the first thing yer gonna ask a female Virtual Bartender to do is strip dem clothes off! [via Guns n' Rosenthal]
- Can Will Smith save the world from Asimo?
- Le new Chem Bros album will not only feature Q-Tip, but Charlatans UKer Tim Burgess, Mos Def's brother Anwar Superstar (who knew he had a brother, in the family sense), and Kele Okereke from flavor of the moment Bloc Party.
- Did you know there was such a thing as a Turkey Testicle Festival? And that they've had 26 of these Turkey Testicle Festivals? And that they have a Turkey Testicle Song (WinBLOWS Media)? Insert 'have a ball' joke here. [via Made of Brawnsteeeinenen]
- And many a thanks to Nipsy Newbsy for pointing out the world's le nastiest breakfast concoction since the microwaved tunafish taco slushy: Krystal's Breakfast Scrambler. And here's the gif that keeps me gagging.
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