- Who wouldn't pay to see Matthew Broderick star in
Adolf Hitler's Day Off? More Photoshop Phriday stupidity can be found
right here.
- If yer in one of dem lucky select cities, go and see Qui-Gon Jinn wield his penis and not his lightsaber in the quest for understanding human sexuality in the very franztastic film
Kinsey, which opens today.
Read our review here.
- Marlo,
WTF is this? I mean who wants to pay to hear Billy Crystal or Sarah Jessica Parker talk on a CD? Although I am interested in yer duet with James Earl Jones, I'll just pop my
Free To Be You And Me CD and rock out to Alan Alda, Mel Brooks, and Carol Channing instead.
- Is it juss me or does
the character design for
The Polar Express scare the living daylights outta you?
- Today we remember Lech Walesa's release... and more importantly,
his killer 1982 Polish mustachio.
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Pretty girls don't ride the subway. And they also
make graves as well!
- If you TiVo or DVR one crappy morning talk show this year, make it
The Tony Danza Show. (My TiVo happened to TiVo an episode the other day cause the super-doper-skinny/skanky-crazy/beautiful-Her-Royal-Thighness-in-training Mischa Barfon, who be on my autorecord TiVo wishlist, appeared on the show.) Its like watching
Who's The Boss, without Mona, Danny Pints, Samantha Micelli, and Judith Light. And what does that leave you with? Tony Danza doing what he does best: being Tony Danza... or playing a character named Tony. Truss me, it'll provide u with more laffs than an episode of
Friends... like THAT'S some feat!
