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Tuesday, January 18

The Mos
Whorridifuliciouslistic
Hairdo In The World

If you go around looking like this again my dear Thighness, I may have to expel you from Thighland for good!! It almost happened when you dyed yer hair, but I cut you some slack cause you have one sweet rack & rear view. So I beg of you, don't force me to fly Falkor so I's can gets my Mischa Bart-ON!!!

this is almost as bad as that bizzzzzzatch on 24's do

Mucho a grassy-a$$es to Golden DisSpencer for dispensing this pic in my general direction. Also, thanks to Mr For Hire for pointing me/us to the perky Teri Polo Playboy snaps and to the fact that there's gonna be a Borat movie AND hack director Todd Phillips is out of the picture... literally! And for an added bonus, here's the finestestest pic [via The Drunk Step Pa] of Her FUTURE Royal Thighness the III from the GGs. Is there anyone more perrrfect than her besides my mumsy? I juss wanna give lil kisses to every lil freckle on her lil nose (Barton's, not my mum's)!

i may not be rich or uber-hot, but i do own a sheetload of 80s NFL sweaters!!
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