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Productshopppe claims that Jay-Z, Danger Mouse, and a reunited Gang Of Four are all on board for Coachella '05. I may have to start making my own chocolate-covered-frozen-bananas to prepare myself for the munchies-a-thon in the desert.
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Lohan lives for L7. And
where have her boobs gone? [via
SuperFishAll]
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Thighs Wide Shut,
you're #1 Google search from all things
Lewis V Sills.
- Elton John quizzes The Archdukes (aka Franz Fizzlers) on
their cock sizes.
- Flavor Flav ready to roll like
Mario Van Peebs and
go solo.
- Happy New Year,
indeed!
- Having trouble finding an E-Card for that special occasion, like a miscarriage or a date rape?
These folks are here to help! [via My Man Marvkus]
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Ron Howard better play ball, cause the last thing that anyone wants is to ruffle the feathers of the
The National Organization For Albinism & Hypopigmentation.
- Apparently a lot of DC teams will be playing in RFK's parking lot this year if Tony Kornheiser's
visions come true.
- Pray you weren't in any of
these snaps of passed out people the day after some big party. [via
CityRagDoll]
- Are
these the worst superhero costumes of all time? I dunno, I stopped reading that crap when I learned how to masturbate.
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Toilet Brush Warning Wins Consumer Award
- If you put the three following Orlando Bloom movies into a blender,
Lord of The Rings,
Troy, and
Pirates of the Caribbean, what would the mush pile look like? Probably something a lot like
this. Hey, O Blo, you know you're allowed to star in a movie that takes place in the 21st or 20th century, right?
- By the gay, do any of you alls jones for the days when a new
LOTR came out each winter? I do, but
Narnia may be the cure to our missing merriment and pippinment.
- And one last trailer, that'll be sure to keep you from theaters sometime in '05:
Steve Martin in The Pink Panther. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes! How dare they drag poor Turkish and Leon into this mess they somehow called 'a movie'.
- If you evers get fed up with my lack of postingings during yer daily smudgery, please head on over to
Pink Is The New Blog. Dude posts more than
Gheorghe Muresan. I meant
this Gheorghe Muresan.
- And you've all been such a lovely audience this week that you deserve a look at Her Current Royal Thighness, all ghetro ab fabbed out and stuff!
