Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Friday, January 21

Standing On
The Verge of
Gettin' It On

Me peepholes, you have forspoken and spoked that you love spotting a drummer. Therefore it shall remain a part of your days and your nights, juss how we all wanted Charles to be in charge.


these guys are ALMOST gayer than Rockapella

And now for a bunch of music criz before the real kniz fiz riz shiz:

- This was my flavorite site around this time last year, and it has quickly recaptured my love once again. Bless you Ms Burned By and yer ultimate page of pre-Coachella goodness!

- Speaking of, looks like you can count The Archdukes/The Other FFs in, and probably U2, although we'll have to wait until Monday when the announce the full details of the World Tour, which begins in late March, Chargers style.

UPPPPPDATE: How does Coachella with Jay-Z, Lincoln Park, Garbage, Bjork, Prince, Smiths sound???!!!??!?!? Go to ProductPops for more scoopage/rumorage!!

- Charlatans UK frontman Tim Burgess will be guest DJing at Don Hill's Saturday the 29th. It was also double as a semi-release party for the Chemical Bros' latest Push The Button.

- Dreskin, Field Day, the environment, permits. Sounds like 2003 all over again.

- Next Tuesday, Ted Leo + many a special guests will be playing a very special benefit show at Rothko. More info here.

Back to your regularlaly scheduled linkgramming...

- You may have seen that pic of Lohan spitting floating round the net, which is actually an outtake from the Mean Girls DVD, but I bet ewes haven't with the mos perfect caption. Or how bout in animated gif form, made by the great Mr Shane-Shane?!

lohan, in happier, less tan days

- The cage match the world's all been waiting for: ex-Redskin shitbum Michael Westbrook VS ex-Giant-turned-sorta-actor Jarrod Bunch! I hear the winner gets to fight Manute Bol! [via My Man Marvkus]

- File under gifts for Siamese twins: The SMITTEN Mitten. [via Zach de la Roachclip]

- The lovely Louvre will open its doors and glass pyramids to Opie and his film version of da Da Vinci Code.

- I meant to post this yestershizz, but peep Roller Girl's Jenna Bush vs Jenna Jameson thingamajig.

- Much belated congrats to JP H-Lister for his D.I.Y. Zissou Adidas Kicks making the pages of USA Today.

- Artistic Tanks... not the kind that blow up things.

- She F%#king Mars.

- And FINALLY, I found some pre-release hotness of Her Royal Thighness the II's (Cuthy Cuthbert for those of you WHO ARE REsTARTED) next joint, House of Wax, which will probably end up being as un-umcredible as her last flick, Dick Tease: The Movie. Apparently she had a reason for dying her scumdeliumptious blond hair... so she could get all dirty and nasty and rub up against that Tween heartthrob Chad Michael Murray, who has also co-starrred alongside such on their way out hotties as LLski and Hildawgo Muff. [pics via JoBlo]

after i buy this on bootleg, my apt will become the house of waxing my jimmy

dirty blondes have the most funions