It's forking freezing outupperwestside. Someone's body peas send me some Freezy Freakies for crying out loud!
- What does it
sound like on the Saturn moon of Titan?
One sounds like Anybeach, USA, and
the other sounds like a busted arsed version of Atari's Space Invaders.
- Either of those still sound lightyears away better than
this Jewish rap (turn on speakers). [via The Unit Terrierian]
- When peacing the fork out, please hold
the mayo.
- We all missed out on the biddings for
Rex Kwan Do's Stars & Stripes Pants, but its never too late to own
The Dude's robe. [via
Nipsy Newbsy & Not The Author of da
Da Vinci Code]
- Is
this considered my first interview since self-proclaiming myself the Thigh Master?
- These have
taxidermists no shame. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
-
24 would make
a great cartoon.
- Pretty Girls Make nice with
the west.
- Rachael Ray: lover of homeless people, baby carrots, Queens of the Stone Age, Cleveland, and Burger King's french fries.
A true Renaissance woMan and
Mischa Skeeter's babe o the week. [via
Nipsy again!]
- Gawd bless the blogosphere's
hottiest duo,
the Tarts of Pleasure. [via My Man M]
- Did I mention that it's colder here than sitting on ole
Ironside's metal wheelchair in a freezer?
Pee es, did I mention what
I heard Jedddddith say?
