• I juss watched the Domino trailer again, this time on the preferred QT format, and I have a request out there to any superstar DJ who reads this site. Can you pease make me a 76 minute mix filled wit nuttin but phat beats and Keira Knightley saying 'My name is Domino Harvey. I am a bounty hunter.' over and over? I can pay you in tacos. And feel free to throw a Howard Dean 'I Have A Scream' or 6 in if you like.
• ZZzzzzZzzzz. And even more ZZzzzzZzzzz as Lois LAME!
• Peace the fork out to woman whom you'd only recognize by face, not by name.
• 622 music vids, all at yer disposal (too bad Iron Maiden, Sonic Youth, & LL Cool J makes up like 53/61 of that list). Twas a pleasure to see the B-Boy's 'Netty's Girl' again after all these years. Them Bastard Boys, for some reason, omitted it from their DVD. Cryin' effin shame! Also, if you've never seen the NSFW Prodigy vid for 'Smack My Bitch Up', then u've never seen a real music video... no wonder MTV banned it. [via MetaFilter]
• Don't lie to me, but I bet you didn't buy Moby's Hotel. Well, how bout givin' some listenage to the bestest song off the album, and my mos flavorite single of the year: 'Raining Again'. [via My Old KY Jelly Home]
• Stripes name new album Get Behind Me Satan. I can juss see the lawsuits a'comin!
• Snoop Dizzle Dawg to work with The Archdukes? Maybe he wants to channel Bob Dylan on his next LP too!
• Ultimate Warrior, the ultimate arseface? And is 'queering' considered an gerund? [via the D to the mutherstickin V]
• You can juss tell by lookin at this pic from the Dukes of Hazzard flick dat tits gonna be a shitstain and 3/7ths. General lee e speaking, who wants to get me this, or this or this non Brothers Duke item?
• Gr8 cover to an almost gr8 movie. Although I may have to viddy it again before making such closing arguments.
• Olivia Newton WOW, you're still FLY honey!
• The latest 40 images posted to Live Journal. Hit refresh over and over and before you know it, the work day will be over. [via Ultraness]
• Boo has a new name and it's...
• Bandwagon Boy, one of my bigger influences in life.
• John Kerry is pretty in pink.
• Does anyone have a better smile than Richard Kind?
• Dead Celebrity Soulmate Search. How'd they know I totally wanna give Agatha Christie a Kansas City Car Wash all over her Orient Express. If that doesn't work out, I may opt for an Imaginary Girlfriend.
• "It was the worstest thing..." Did I say that or was it some kid who got his face bit by a dog?
• Andy Rooney takes the stand in a fraud case and can't help being... Andy Rooney.
• Airline Providing Mile-High Service [via Cy-Nappy-head]
• Dig Doug criz-azzy-ness
• 10 things that are Smurferiffic!
• Dack Ralter
• Mandyilla Parker Bowles who?
• I heart u so dang much sweet-tea that I'll even lift my jihad on cartoons only cause you're gonna make one hot
pussy [SFW].
