• Gotta love the geniusessez behind Superman Returns. First off, they dissed Tom Welling (the world's greatest living actor) and cast Brandon Rououththuouth to play the Man of Steel. Secondlee, they hired Kevin Spacey to play Lex Luthor. That's about a great a call as sitting thru 6 consecutive watchings of his Beyond The Sea while having spiders poop tunafish juice into your mouth. And third and finalee, they went with Kate BOOsworth, instead of Cuthbest, to be their Lois LAME. I guess the one good thing to come out of this is to reveal to all how FOOOgly Kate truly is. Look at this pic. She makes Margot Kidder look like Nicole Kidman humping Kid Icarus (bee leave me, that's HOT, like Pat O'Brien HOT). Anywho, if yer eggcited for the new flick, unlike yours surly, peep out these two booty-arsed vids from the Superman Returns set. [pic via Double Vikes]
• Speaking of... wanna see me AND Cuthsplurt in the flesh @ the same place @ the same time? Get yer tickets abs to the SPECIAL SCREENING of House of Wax, aka HOUSE OF A$$, at the Try-Beck Film Fest ASAP!
• What the fork is going on with CP's SummerStage this year? They haven't updated their site, yet they have already mcnabbed Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, and many mo. [via B-lynn V-gn & Let The Good Times Tootsie Roll]
• Happy 21st HFutureRT The III(?) [NSFW]
• What could possib-drew-bly be wurser than any scene in Episode III? The deleted ones.
• First the Archdukes, and now the Kaiser Chiefs' blab about their next album bein' Dylanesque? I wonder if they'll both thank Jesus, or would that be too unoriginal?
• Cookie Monster advocates healthy eating? That doesn't sound like the blue maniac we all know and adore. I bet this wasn't his idea, but the dude who has his hand shoved up his a$$! [via Barrister Bill]
• Rooney gets all papal with the papers, the papers!
• Boo
• Cold Duff
• Lesley Ann Warren, 112 years old and I still heart you! Is there a way I can pay you to laught that laff of yours into my ear for days on end?
• DCers, BOSers, NYCers, and CHIers: see The Usual Suspects, as always, fo free.
• What will u look like in 40 years?
• Playing with nipples is fun! [NSFW via Brawny Man]
• Never truss a man with a mustache. But always feel free to enjoy one rockin out in the woods with Native American dancers. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
• Watch Napoleon D dance in 1s & 0s (or is it Xs & #s?)! [best viewed in IE via Baby Bullster]
• Draw a pig and learn about yoself. [via G-Mask]
• And I muss say, I juss completed one dem weekends that was as letter purrfect as a purloined letter. Not only was Curious George's mum in town to turn my frown upside down, but so was the illustrious and lustrious Trent. Our meeting was ALMOST as monumental as when the Beatles & Elvis hooked up in '65. The dude effin rox, like I even needed to mention it. There was so much happening and leg humpining that I'm sirprized my eyes and legs are still intact. Me repeated last Sunday on Saturday (Basquiat/Junior's food coma, a muss deadly duo), also hit up the Arbuszz & the importance of being Max Ernst-awesomeness at the Metski, was bedazzled by my gal Ostrow's and many others' works at Hunter College's MFA open studios, foam-a-ed at the mouth whilst walkin thru the MoMA, and gave some love to Larry Clark @ the IPC, which reminded me how forking hotingy Chloe Smellingny use to be. Think it ends there? Nope. Shaved the fu-manchu and gots my moose hoose on with the Fiery Furnaces for the second time in 3 nights. The Webster Hall show kicked the ba-liztex outta Thighsday's show at N6. If I could marry a band, I would marry them.
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well, the real treat to all the tricks I turned, was frynally seeing one of my alls times flavorite movies on the big screen:
A Clockwork Orange, as a part of
Landmark Sunshine's midnight series. Wowski! I appreciated this viewing so much more than the 328478 other times I
viddyed it welled. Now I want to see every beloveded movie from my past in theaters (yes, even
Leonard Part 6). You should have seen how huge the smile on my face was (cept the rape and
the eye clamp shiz). It was juss so stankin cool to be in a large room with a bunch of other random people, laughing and govoreeting at
Mr. Deltoid bangkoking dear Alex and saying 'm'yes' over and over. Did I mention how much I loves me them crizz-azy arsed lightbulbs that everyone has in their
Clockwork homes? And did anyone know that
the nekkid lady furniture from the Korova Milkbar was inspired by
artist Allen Jones' work? I'd buy that for dollar!
Or this car.
