[via The Superfish]• If only Moby were here to look at us, cause we is beautiful.
• I loves it when there be mad press goings on for things I really love. Last month it was a sea of Cuthbestedness for
House of Wax Dat A$$, and now it's the Gorillaz turn! Not only did we learn that their
new tour will once again feature the same impersonal silhouette display they rocked back
in the '02 from B-board, but even the
NY Times dropped some scoopage (+ a great pic of Mr Albarn on a bike!) like the Dreamworks feature film is not going to happen and that Danger Mouse will be on board for the next Blur album.
• Speaking of, details of
Graham's next crackers revealed! Hey Coxy, save sum of dem idears for yer former bandmates.
• Can yous bee leave someone ponyed up
7.4 mills to get Destiny's Child to play their son's Bar Mitzvah? If yer daddy had a fat bank roll who would you choose to make you Bar/Bat Mitzvah the mos rockinest Jewfest of all? For me, it would have to be the keepers of the keytars, Air. Although I bet it wouldn't cost to much too get the Fiery Furnaces in general.
• 2B purrrfectlee honest,
Andy Rooney is berry umcredible & unrelievable. I mean, I've always wanted to hear him say '
its, like, cool, man.'
•
New Radiohead Album Out Early 2006?
• I don't even know who
you are anymore.
• Even if Natalie was
a bald cancer-stricken-neo-Nazi-lesbian, I'd and you'd still bone her six ways from Saturday.
•
First PS3 photo?
•
Ladytron &
Madness to tour Engerland (not together) this summer, but when the fork are they States bound?
• The Wendy's missing digit mystery has finally been
fingered out.
•
R2-D2 hates on C3-PO• Anybody know
this Star Wars character's name?
•
WHAT?!?!?! The only good thing that could possib-lee come out of this is another round of McDonald's Dick Tracy Crimestopper (scratch-off) Game, which I now will be on the look out for
on eBay.
• Speaking of...
Nintendo Game + Bad Movie = Pure Entertainment•
Liam Gallagher to star opposite Begbie?
•
Trent is The New Messiah was chosen as the
NY Post's 10th entry on their
weekly Hot List. I guess the
Post doesn't realize that he's gay.
• How long can I stay tuned for
their next move?
• Anyone looking to buy yer beloved Thigh Mizzle a gift and have $200 to spare?
Look no further
!!
•
Come play with us Danny, for ever and ever and EVER!
• May is
National Bike Month! Somebody call
Eric Thomann!!
•
Classic Car Commercials• Anyone else going to the Kasabian show at Bowery tonight? I'm flying solo and need someone to rock out with. Look for me sans sunglasses & corn.
• Forgot to mention this last week, but
Jeopardy! honey/my future wife,
Pam Mueller, won her Elite 18 match against a bunch of social butterflies in the Tournament of Champions. This week she will compete in the Semi-Finals, and get one step closer to takin on dorkmaster Ken Jennings in the final round. My TiVo® pause button, Jergens® & Kleenex® are all ready 2 gogh!
• And a belated 29th burthday wish goes out to UK uber-cutie pie
Martine McCutcheon [NSFW]. Boy I sure would like to McTouchen her mar'hiney.
