• If
money were fries, I'd be broke in .4 seconds.
• Didn't czech it out yesterhay? Well, you haz to today:
Rosie O'Donnell is a big fat retard who loves buses, marshmallows, toilet seats, being touched by Andie McDowell, and talking really loud - THE MONTAGE!!!• Blessed be the ones who greenlit
Catherine Zeta-Tomata-Zendejas-Jones-Douglas in that outfit Part II!
•
NME gives props to
Demon Days + one lengthy-arsed
Gorillaz interview. BUT WHEN WILL THE US TOUR DATES BE ANNOUNCED?!?!
•
Spielberg is a pussy•
Posh: I Wannabe A Singer. Reason 21245667891 to leave planet Earth.
• Al Gore, the internets older brother,
finally gets some respec
•
Torr has some tasty nuggets for y'alls.
•
Slough-ouch!
• The new and improved
Amy Sedaris.com• When I grow up, I either want to go to
Bovine University or
Whore College.
• Abi Titmuss
is a genius, and has a name I'd loved to rub my member on.
•
The 27 Million Dollar Paper Weight•
Jesse Metcalfe Picks His Nose•
Sh%t is bananananas [NSFWness via Kizuna Lover #1]
•
I don't• And Trey, if you ever lay a hand on Mischa Mischka again, I'll cut off yer eyelids, break your lava lamp, make you my bitch and force you to carry food and drink items on your name.
[caps via OCFans]