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Friday, May 6

Parts & Labour Pains


• If money were fries, I'd be broke in .4 seconds.

• Didn't czech it out yesterhay? Well, you haz to today: Rosie O'Donnell is a big fat retard who loves buses, marshmallows, toilet seats, being touched by Andie McDowell, and talking really loud - THE MONTAGE!!!

• Blessed be the ones who greenlit Catherine Zeta-Tomata-Zendejas-Jones-Douglas in that outfit Part II!

NME gives props to Demon Days + one lengthy-arsed Gorillaz interview. BUT WHEN WILL THE US TOUR DATES BE ANNOUNCED?!?!

Spielberg is a pussy

Posh: I Wannabe A Singer. Reason 21245667891 to leave planet Earth.

• Al Gore, the internets older brother, finally gets some respec



Torr has some tasty nuggets for y'alls.

Slough-ouch!

• The new and improved Amy Sedaris.com

• When I grow up, I either want to go to Bovine University or Whore College.

• Abi Titmuss is a genius, and has a name I'd loved to rub my member on.

The 27 Million Dollar Paper Weight

Jesse Metcalfe Picks His Nose

Sh%t is bananananas [NSFWness via Kizuna Lover #1]

I don't

• And Trey, if you ever lay a hand on Mischa Mischka again, I'll cut off yer eyelids, break your lava lamp, make you my bitch and force you to carry food and drink items on your name.


[caps via OCFans]