• Dr Phil's Pat O' special last night? More F$%KING hot than a night of coked-fueled hooker threesomes, which kinda sounds like any Mon-Sun night for the Peabs and the Coz. But I wasn't so f#@king into it like I was when me and Tom Wellington made the ultimate megamix. If you are sick of all this Pat O' stuff, juss look at me and wink, or say "m'yes".
• Today is 05/05/05. At 5:55 PM sharp, your penis/vagina will explode.
• Be the envy of every person in yer neighborhoodie when you bid and win deez
FIVE MOLA ROM GLASSES!
• Hey,
lets award movies that blow donkey balls AND seem like they were released 12 years ago! C'mon, u think Cuthsplurt's gonna show up to
eggcept an award for kissing that d'bag Emile Hirschy Squirts? At least a ceremony eggsists where both
Orlando Boo & Kate Booosworth have a shot at winning an award almosto as meaningless as a People's Choice Award (btw, who are
these people?). And does MTV need someone for '06 to come up with new categories? How bout 'Wurstest Vince Vaughn Movie' (would always be a 6-way tie in my book)? Or 'Mostest Pretentious Piece of Crap of The Year' (a neck and neck race betwixt Snoozerbergh & Gus van Stank)? And what kind of country would we be if we didn't hand out accolades for 'Best Use of Sweaty Breastesez'?
•
Redskins say peace the fork out to
Mr Elisabeth Filarski•
Grosser than gross•
1997 - the best year in music? Productshop, like
Gareth Keenan, invetigates. Personally, I think '98 was the dills snills cause two of the greatestist albums of allls thymes came out: Beck's
Mutations & Air's
Moon Safari• What's the dorkiest thing one could ever own, yet no one would ever know about cause you live in yer parent's basement?
These Light AND Dark side CPUs.
•
Revenge of Nerds: the mp3 player? Somewhere
Takashi's beating on his gong and the boys and the Mu's are clapping along [
rest of rap found here]! What do we do next
Booger? [via
The H-Lister]
• I knew I should traded my
Gregg Jefferies Rated Rookie for that
Karol Wojtyla card!
•
Is Will Forte a member of Kraftwerk?
•
The Empire strikes fat! [via Andre Dawson Fan #1]
• Is this considereded HRT the II's
first ever blog entry? We truly are made for each other. I mean, we both like typing words and both love glue! I was so proud of Eli that I HAD to be the first to leave a comment, natch! And the madness don't stop der folks! After our
rendezvous with destiny last weekend, Cuthy and her Wax crew
occupied the same place/dime with the every lorvely
Paige Six Six Six. OMG, wit dat much hotness in one room, I'm sirprized the cameras didn't melt within like 4 seconds. Meooow and 7/7ths!! [spanks to Amberella for her blog entry]
• And with all this suing of blogs and stizz of late, do you think the
A-Team will go after
Trent for his raping of their belovededed
Stencil font?
BONUS late link:
Rosie O'Donnell is or plays a retardeded retard
