• Is that Jenna Bush's bush [NSFW] dat I o' say can I see????#~@?$?~?$%$ And twat do we all owe this (dis)honor??? By the Lays, she kinda reminds me of a chubbier Cuthbest. [clam bake via Zach de la Roachclip, other pic via Fark]
• Page Six Six Six to be deep sixed by Page Six? Does that mean that dear ole Paige Six will be 86ed by Turk 182!? [Gawker article via Jared, cause I don't read Gawker... sorry Jess :(]
• Ex-Maryland great, Juan Dixon was inspired by the internets to not play all sucky-like, our beloveded Guns n' Rosenthal reports. Hopefully something similar will happen where Kate Booosworth reads this site and ceases to be borrrrrrrrring.
• Sick of Ultragrrrrrrrrl? Too bad.
• Bestest Trent pink texty thing of '05 [via Some Site]
• Coach Carter meets Pulp Fiction meets Chris Chelios? [via MerWizzle]
• Jennifer Wilbanks Runaway Bride Wedding Kit! [The Miami Vikings of Bloggeriah]
• How many Mischa Bartons = one XL member of the Davis clan? I say, maybe 16? [via ONTD]
• Say g'bye to yer free whack-off matz you Texan high schoolers!
• More Ron Mexico clothing [another via Z de la R]
• Steve Irwin can't help but be... Steve Irwin
• I hate cartoons, but... [via Johnny Dollah Dollar Bill Y'alls]
• Dancing Mascots Animated Gif [via the new Hotness]
• Did anyone see Pat O'Brien at Coachella ? [NYDailyNewz/Spence]
Bonus late link: Skeeter's
50 Most Beautiful Hipsters As Seen On The Cobra Snake [look for it below Jimmy Fallon's un-funnyness]