Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, December 28

Time To Make The Graves

OH SNAP!

CRAPPLE
& SUX
Y?

Well how else could one describe the
double-donged peace the fork outting of

Fred The Baker



who when asked if he had a favorite donut flavor, responded:
'They're all my children - I love them equally.'

AND

That Guy
From Those Movies!!




who totally wanted to bang Beth

btw, even though Fred died in 1916, D Donuts are still a bunch of corporate fargin iceholes for making zero mention of Fred's passing on their site. I pray the same wasn't true with Wendy's when Shia Where's The LaBeuof's nana Clara Peller chocked on the newly invented Frosty

Further reading: Where Are They Now? Fred The Donut Guy

• What do JK Rowling in Dough, the Gorillaz, and the Prius all have in common? The ghost of Henson present loves em all!!

• You know this world blows when Cody Lohan is hottier than her slag of a sistah

• Wondering what to get yer straight edge pal this Hanukkah? How bout the 10 more shows that juss became available in the Fugazi Live CD Series

• I guess we don't need to ask Jeeves where Señor got the name for his Amblin Entertainment co

WBFF-45, where BFFs all get together and watch poopy programs

• TWS.org, yer #4 result when intersleuthing for 'uninstall photoshop'... are the nia peoples trying to tell me sum-tang?

The 50 Greatest Gadgets of the Past 50 Years [via UMC]

TSG's Top 15 Mugshots of the Year

Celebs in Panto + Craziest Quotes Of 2005

• No chaser needed with THIS SHOT [vid via Joe E Tar Tar Heel]

The Belly videos

The Beerbelly

• Yer muss click of the day: Jacko's Moonwalker & The 8-Bit Posse vs the Muscle Man In Space CRAZYnessness!! [via Retrobestness]

• And although I am true to my bug bite boobed queen, KK the V, by sticking my tab into her slot every 10 minutes, while drinking Tab and playing the nickel slots, I can't help but being rung by a Belle for the 1st time since Albert came to Baltimore