You knows when yous dying to find somethings on the internets and all yous gots to go on are details more sketchy than an Etch-A-Sketch found in a Gaza Strip public toilet? It happens more often then we'd like it to, but remember remember the 49th of November, Google can't help you think, it can only get you one step closer to things like 'sasha cohen eats poop'.
Anywho, for ages I've been intersleuthing for the name of an early 80s film series we uses to watch back in elementary school. The only specific thing that I remembered from the series was the cartoon intro with a medieval minstrel who kept morphing into other nationalities whilst singing something to the effect of, 'in Russia, I'm Ivan, and in America, I'm John'. Well today I decided to give it one last van gogh, and with said sketchy skecthedness I EFFIN FOUND IT!!!! It was called Storybook International, and Lohan and behold, it's effin being released on DVD next week!! What are the odds, todds, and rods, of that shaz-dazzle?@?!?
Has anyone else ever seen this? Each tale took place in a different country, and they all looked like something right out of The Princess Bride. You can peep a preview of the entire series, or even watch a full episode (shitty ass quality though)!!!
Click image below to play the intro that has haunted me all these years, queers, and Stephen Frears...
[d-lode the 'I'm The Storyteller' song]Internets, I'll never doubt you again. Now all I have to do is finger out how to make love to you... but of course my monster johnson won't fit into a USB port.
