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Tuesday, May 2

Thighbeca Film Festival
Day 2

Civic Duty
Nate Fisher (Funkin Goes) Nuts
Trailer
US Release Date - hopefully never

It's your Civic Duty to NOT see this movie. Ever. If Sunday's screening was amateur hour, yet watchable, what be this dud about an unemployed accountant goin all sorts of gnarls barkley crazy cause his neighbor is Middle Eastern and therefore is Middle Eviliestest, amateur hour and 40 minutes? YEEEEEeeeikes!!! I've seen better Canadian made for TV movies, namely the gambling one with Cuthbest that Uncle G turned me onto, Lucky Girl (also know by its American title, My Daughter's Secret Life). Look, I love Nathaniel Samuel Fisher Jr as much as the next gay guy, but unless yer a huge fan of perma-angry Nate, best to stay away. What waste of time to shine for the luminous Kari Matchett (the Invasion lady I'd mos love to invade), who chips in decent supporting work as Nate's wife. I knew wees were in trouble when the producer of the film introduced it by saying that the feedback of previous CD TFF screenings were 'interesting'. I knew wees were even more trouble then the box office gross of Nothing But Trouble when my movie date fell asleep 10 minutes in. I'll admit, the ending was killer, a cop-out, but still a killer, but nothing coulda saved this sinking ship shit. Not even Mischa Barton getting eaten out by a monkey!

Recommended for those who like: ATM envelopes, Erlenmeyer flasks, and fake movie news channels

Possible Porno Name: Cervix Duty

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Rear Window [trailer vis Movie-list.com]

Apt MPupil3: 'Paranoid Android' by Radiohead [d] y 'Paranoid' by Black Sabbath [live d]

IMDb Sweeney: other movies with one 6FtUnderer & Invasionist, 2005’s The Longest Yard (James Cromwell & William Fichtner), Broken Flowers (Frances Conroy & Alexis Dziena), Havoc (Freddy Rodríguez & Alexis Dziena), and all though not fitting with the exact theme, Can't Hardly Wait (Freddy Rodríguez & Lauren Ambrose... who knew?)

Thighspotting: Furio, of 2 Fast 2 Furio fame, was in attendance

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Slit Your Eyes Out ReDONKEYpoopulous