¡Scarlett Teresa White!
newly minted daughter
of
Jack White &
Karen ElsonWe had our top artist mock up
what she'd look like at around age 30...
I'll set the odds at 32 to 1 that by 2025 she and
Frances Bean will start a band called Pinto Bean, with a 63 year-old Axl Rose on vox, and their first album will be called
A Tribe Called Ameriquest, which will be produced by
Lily Allenand oh, even stephen mo good news: after much public pressure, the ORIGINAL, unLucasized versions of
Star Wars,
The Empire Strikes Back, &
Return of the Jedi will be release on DVD,
Zeptember 12th. So maybe there is a Gawd after all. But none of this will ever make up for the eggsistance of
female Greedo [Pakula Shaker]
