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Wednesday, May 3
Freedom's Fury
No Fries Were Freedomed In The Making of This Movie
Trailer
US Release Date - unknown
This is the best water polo movie of all time, well, 2nd breast, behind the 1898 vlasic Water Polo (if anyone has actually seen it or knows anyone who has seen it and can write a 500 page essay on its impact on terrance farming in the Incan culture, I'll take you to Wendy's AND let you choose 5 items off the 99 cent value menu). Let's be serious for a moment folks. OK, moments up. OK, now it's question time: Did they ever teach us about post-WWII Hungary, under the iron curtaineded shroud and clout of communist CCCP in AP European History class? OK, answer time: No. Good thing I caught this then, could otherwise I still be famished for Hungarian knowledge (hey, I'm hungry, anyone want to get some bacon wrapped in bacon with me?). Ever heard of 'the bloodiest game in Olympic history'? Yeah, me neither. What if I told you that that that that the game in question was water polo, and that that that that water polo game was the semi-final match at the '56 Summer Games where said Hungry-Men (not unlike former Swenson’s TV dinner pitchman/Man Oh Mann sausages inventor Charles Mann) were playing for more than medal glory when they were pitted against their oppressors, aka the country that gave us the world's fynest faux-lesbians? Would you be a bit more interested in this fast-in-nating doc?
And maybers in the process become a better, more learneded person? Well, woulds yous? Can I ask anymore questions? Yeah, why do armpits smell but elbows don't? And why did they cancel Drexell's Class?
Recommended for those who like: the red dress from S's List, flags with holes in the middle, and thinking about Mark Spitz' mustache while he narrates things, like I did during this movie he narrarrrarorrated
Possible Porno Name: AnalFists of Fury
Unsatisfied with this? Netflix rent the VHS tape of Nazi Riefenstahl's Olympia Pt 1 & 2 [WATCH BOTH PARTS!]
Apt MPupil3: 'Radio Free Europe' by REM [live Letterman vid] y 'Power To The People' by Lennon/Lennon [d] y 'Hungary Like The Wolf' by D2 [d]
IMDb Sweeney: I think it's safe to assume that no other movie co-stars three Belas, more Nagys than at Chuck's family reunion, and a few Magyars named after the dude who lives in Val Kilmer and Sarah Jessica Parkers's closet (aka Uncle Rico)
TFF Thighspotting: Marie Barone, like I have any cluedo who the fred funk that is
John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show, and it has nothing to do with how awful Civic Duty was or how hot Kari Matchett is, who loves pointing at my meat... selection
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