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Friday, February 9

A Crowning Achievement?

Unconscious (Inconscientes)
A Waking Wife
Trailer

Unconscious is hands AND thighs down the finestest Spanish sex farce period piece comedy that will be released in theaters in 2007 (good luck to whichever is the second movie to fit that bill this year!). This film was released in it's native country two years ago, and made the usual rounds on the festival circuit the following year, and is just now reaching our shores. Why the delay? I haven't the slightest idea, but this mos delightful and delicious film about Freud, sexual taboos, and sweating your sister/brother-in-law will remind you that there are other talented filmmakers working in Spain that don't happen to be named Almodóvar. Joaquín Oristrell is that director not named Almodóvar and he takes us on a non-stop rollercoaster ride of fun and funny as our two star crossed lovers-in-laws, the facial hair dynamo Luis Tosar (the drug king pin from Miami Vice) and IMO, the mos beautiful non-English speaking woman in the world Leonor Watling (one of the coma chicks in Almodóvar's Talk To Her), examine sexual norms and abby normals as they try find Watling's missing husband. Think Sex and The City, cept the city isn't NYC, the women aren't that annoying, and it doesn't star a horse/genius

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix our 11th mos flav pic from the '06 Only Human [Trailer|TWS review] which was written and directed by the same husband-wife team that wrote Unconscious

Possible Porno Name: OnCuntLips

Apt MPupil3: the Beatles take on 'Bésame Mucho' [d]

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers + an extra Jeeper!

before we go, we long over dooley bid a doo-doo to the our longest reigning Royal Thighness (crowned a year ago today!) Camilla Belle Routh, as we say hola to our neuva pequeño amigo, whom we hinted Royal status at 1/2 a year ago, but have been once bitten forever smitten with for ages...

Her Royal
Thighness The VIII

Leonor
Ceballos
Watling




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and before you go knockin our latest 1st Lady of Thighland
czech out her NSFW knockers

until next thyme the balcony is clothed...