Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Tuesday, May 29

Game Showed The Door

No One Could
Match The Game
of
the mos lovable
flammin homersexual
this side of Provincetown
Charles Nelson Reilly


1931 - 2007

loved by millions, including Brak [d]

and minus these other peeps (sorry for the belatedness of sum, but what does it matter since theys already dead)

Duke's chances of bein bona fide lax rapists champions
Soul Fooding Momma's House of Barbershop goes outta bidness
that other SF Kevin Mitchell, and Skin, doesn't make the cut
Central Park riding academy rides into the sunset
Pat Hill who didn't find his thrill on Lake Pontch
Colonel Sanders' duds maker ripped at the seams
MLK Jr's daughter marches on to the afterlife
another gay, Howard Hugheser flies no mo
Elvis' songster aint nuttin but a dead dog
Mending Fences be broken, for good
LSU mascot is caught not alives no mo
Mr Excitement, not so eggcitin anymo
Motel 6er deep sixered
Right Stuffer to be stuffed
50s Tarzan slips from vine, life
Newharter's old heart stops tickin
Corrales KO'd
and
Falwell falls ill, dies, spank the lord!
AND!!!!
Dischord Records' postpaid goes postal on itself