No One Could
Match The Game
of
the mos lovable
flammin homersexual
this side of Provincetown
Charles Nelson Reilly
1931 - 2007loved by millions, including Brak [
d]
and minus these other peeps (sorry for the belatedness of sum, but what does it matter since theys already dead)
Duke's chances of bein bona fide lax rapists championsSoul Fooding Momma's House of Barbershop goes outta bidnessthat other SF Kevin Mitchell, and Skin, doesn't make the cutCentral Park riding academy rides into the sunsetPat Hill who didn't find his thrill on Lake PontchColonel Sanders' duds maker ripped at the seamsMLK Jr's daughter marches on to the afterlifeanother gay, Howard Hugheser flies no moElvis' songster aint nuttin but a dead dogMending Fences be broken, for goodLSU mascot is caught not alives no moMr Excitement, not so eggcitin anymoMotel 6er deep sixeredRight Stuffer to be stuffed50s Tarzan slips from vine, lifeNewharter's old heart stops tickinCorrales KO'dand
Falwell falls ill, dies, spank the lord!AND!!!!
Dischord Records' postpaid goes postal on itself