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Thursday, March 18
 I didn't think any of these two things below were humanly possible, but they are:
1) Jason Biggs can act!
2) Woody Allen made a good movie in the 00's!
The proof can be found in the Woodman's latest comedy, Anything Else, now out on DVD, VHS, Betamax, Laserdisc, and bootlegs on every street corner. This is the best Woody flick since Sweet and Lowdown. Jason Biggs plays, guess what, a Woody Allenesque writer who fears death and being alone. He befriends another neurotic writer, played to perfection by the Woodman, and the two try to solve all of Biggs' problems... mainly the love of his life, Christina Ricci. Boy do I love Wednesday Addams. I mean, who wouldn't? Me love her five-head, dem bright eyes and those other things she has that come in a pair! My oh my! Jimmy Fallon was also in this movie, but he sucked more than watching golf on TV. They gave him like 2 lines in the movie, which was almost too much. And he committed a huge no-no... HE LOOKED DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA!!! Jimmy, you stink. Yer only on SNL cause the girls think yer fly. Stop laughing at the jokes and looking at the camera. That's what the mirror in your bathroom is for. EEEEEEEsh. But despite Mr. Fallon's brief appearance the movie, if you love the Woodman, check out this movie as it's a refreshing change from his last three "films", Hollywood Sucking, Curse of the Jade Sucking, and Small Time Suckers.
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