Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, March 17

Touch My Eyebrows Pt II

I was juss walking home from work (yes I actually do work), and Wings "star" Steven Weber walked right past me! God am I a lucky dog!!! But how come a big "star" like him is walking around the streets when the weather is so darn shitty? Maybe things haven't quite taken off for him ever since he "starred" in that AWFUL TV version of The Shining. Anywho, where do I have to live so I can bump into his Wings co-"star" Crystal Bernard? She's yum, like Häagen-Dazs.