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Monday, October 25
BREAKING NEWS: LOHAN HOSPITALIZED DUE TO HIGH FEVER!!!
BREAKING NEWS PART II: ELISHA CUTHBERT NAMED HOTTIEST CUTHBERT EVER BY THIGH MASTER
- Andrew Dreskin is trying to recruit Radiohead, Lou Reed, The Cure, Bjork, Sonic Youth, The Pixies, Norah Jones, No Doubt, Burning Spear, Toots & the Maytals, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Neil Young, Coldplay, Tom Waits, and R.E.M for Field Day 2005. Whoever he gets, eggspect the venue to be changed 2 minutes to showtime, 1/2 of the acts to be axed, and the anti-Christ to rise sometime during the weekend.
- Heard about Ashlee Simpson's' horribilistic 'performance' on SNL? Well see it here (Windows Media style). [via College Humor]
- Scooby Doo comes from behind to reclaim their crown, over The Simpsons, for having most episodes of a cartoon comedy series EVER! Heavens to Murgatroid!! I haven't seen a come from behind victory like this from the Scooby Doobies since the Laff Olympics was held in Florida/China!
- Need a last minute costume that will scare the bejesus outta anyone? Click here. Or looking for something a lil bit more retro, why not go as student from yer favorite fictional High School. And I'm a bit BIAS about this one. [first 2 vias Senor Gomberigas]
- Phew, Love Actually cutie-fly Martine McCutcheon has no plans to wed. I'd like to dip my chips in her fish.
- Dis be a whole lotta plastic soldiers, dis be a whole lotta pumpkins, and dis (mos def NSFW) be a whole lotta love!
- When are YOU going to die? Hopefully not before the next Old Spice Pit Festival! [via the future Mr & Mrs Made of Brawnsteeens]
- What's more boss than Hugo? Thumbing thru the Rolling Stone with LL on the cover to see K+1 making love to a can of Sparks (click 'Reports' off of main page)! Two grrrrrrrrrreat tastes in one place!!
- I can watch Fidel fall over and over and over. Does anyone know how to turn this into what would be the ultimate animated gif?
- Me new mostest favoritist word be slake.
- Nobel Sleaze Prize has gots to go out to the genius behind Bally's strip tease class!! [via Laing Sack of Shiiit]
- Kriz-azy-a$$ black man. Need I say more? [via CityRagDoll via Catchdubs]
- And for all to enjoy, here's David Brent's s'wonderful cover of 'If You Don't Know Me By Now'. [right click save hotness via Megbot]
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