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Thursday, October 21
- The last Montreal Expos' hot dog ever sold went for a kewl $2,605! I bet that equals the most amount of money the organization has made in the last 6 years combined!! Good riddance you French fried beignet bastagessz!! DC welcomes you will open arms. Just don't name the team anything other than Los Senators... especially anything off of this horriblistic article.
- Paris Hilton's mumsy begs for producers to cast her opposite H.F.R.T. (Her Former Royal Thighness) in Fashionistas. If only we the people had the same power to halt the producers from going ahead with The Simple Life 3.
- Speaking of Ms Been Has, she's been selected to be the 200th Milk Mustachioed person. F-dat, she should be the spokeswhore for Got Mammaries? [pic via Guns n' Rosenthal]
- Strange bedfellows: Beautiful Barfon & the Brainiac Billionaire Gates
- Product placement in cartoons? What's next, product placements in commercials? [via Made of Brawnstein]
- Although some people are less that eggstatic about the news of Jarvis Cocker scoring the next Harry Pothead film, I think tits another step in the right direction for the franchise. Getting rid of Chris Colombo as the director was the 1st step and the foreshadowing of a threesome was the second!
- This eggsplains why I've never won jack palance at McDougal's Monopoly contest anytime before 2001! Those bastards have my train set!! [via JT's HUGE in Japan]
- Who cares?
- Peace the fork out to Commando Nanny and Tee Hee from Live And Let Die. We hardly knew yee both.
- In news that only matters to me and my bruthers over at Non US Hotties, super-fly Bond girl, Rosamund Pike has been linked to her Pride And Prejudice director Joe Wright. Which makes me ponder, are there any uber-lick-o-licious-lizadies out there who are single? And if so, do they like men who love corn?
- And in our last Bond related item, why on planet Zuton does Sarah Michelle Yercareerisovergellar think she should play 007 in the next go around? If the Broccoli family agrees to that poopage, I'm sure Matthew Lillard will play Q and Freddie Putz the II will be Mr Moneypenny.
- Add Damon Hotbarn and Noel Uni-Brow-llagher to the list of Band Aid III particy-pants.
- Detroit, beware of psycho talking bunnies and Sparkle Motion, cause there be some Donnie Darkoesque shiz going down in yo town!
- Sushi specs was one thing, but MP3 specs? [via DJ Tiny Timboes On His Toes]
- Don't forget to catch the 1st US airing of The Office Special tonight only on BBC America! And if you miss it, I'm sure it'll replay an a$$load of times this weekend.
- And to wrap things up, there's some TV show airing up north celebrating the Greatest Canadian mt EVERest. Sadly I doubt our Canuck friends are ready to bestow that honour to our own Ms Cuthbert. Have fun without hockey this winter you shmazoolieos!!
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