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Wednesday, April 13

The Now Is Then

Iran, I RULE

• I'm calling it now: Ye Olde Airline Bags will be the next hottiest retro thing-a-ma-jig in fashion Mt Everest. It used to all be so hip sportin' ugly 70/80s MLB wear while drinkin' Fake Dr Pepper, but within a year, if you aren't walkin round with a Natty Lite Tall Boy in hand & an airline bag in utero, you might as well jump out of a window. What you got Isaac Mizrahi? EAT YER FARTS OUT bizatch! [via Mettys]

The wurst (or is it the bestest?) sports broadcast known to man... be patient with this one and make sure u get to the Pacers part. 'And boom goes the dynamite!' [via Cubs Fan #1]

• So if Mel's next joint is about the Pope, does that mean his follow-up to that one will be on Gawd himself? Or how bout Raab Himself? [via The Fiddler]

Chad Lowe finally has something to do! [via K-Pex]

• Remember Mischa's deer-in-headlights microwaved sister? Well looks like she wants to be a rock star or sumtang. And take one guess who she listens too? Yep, Dylan.

• Somebody please fire Steve Martin's agent.

• Is Logan Marshall-Green the new Brian Austin Green?

• Do you want sum Sonic Youth with your sesame chicken? Wow.

bloody steaks not pictured
• Bless the gov-mint of Idaho for treating Napoleon Dynamite like it was Citizen Kane. Peep this bill loaded with all sorts of kudos for the filmmakers and their positive messages about Idaho, like 'Napoleon's tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of physical education in Idaho public schools' AND 'tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export' AND 'Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics' AND many more! [via PSNYC]

• Who comes up with the Fiery Furnaces' set lists, Jimmy 'Two Times'? Streaking of, there's plenty of sites dedicated to Mayor McCheese, but none to Jimmy 'Two Times'. Intern Thigh Slave, get to work: JimmyTwoTimes.gov, cause someone already nicked JimmyTwoTimes.com.

The real Amityville Horror house. The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. [1st via ONTD]

$20 for all you can eat 2nd Ave Deli pastrami! I may have to call in sick that day. Then after eating dem mounds of luscious 'strami, I'll really need to call in sick the next day. [via Nippy Nipperson Newbowerson who never updates his blog]

Google Maps Mad-ness! And despite what this map showz, my world's mos flav chili parlor is not located on a baseball field, but just across the street!

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers: part 1 [via CityRag/Boing Boing]

• Looking for the perfect Passover gift? Czech out the LED scrolling belt buckle! [via Mini Soda Vikings Times 2]

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO? [via Manilla Gorilla]

• Better question: Why did Darva do it?

• Or can someone pease explain: Why Rick Rockwell is bitched @ swirth with Inconsiderate Cell Phone Man?

so inapporopriate