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Monday, May 23
• Although not as magnificent as Twin Peaks was after season one (& sadly often compared to), Desperate H-wives wrapped up round 1 in about as high fashion and class as it started with. And to tell the truth, the hotnessies left for us to mull over during our summer vacay's are far more interesting than the ones the OC dropped on us last week. Don't spank me wrong, I'd can't wait to see Mischa bend over for the soap in jail and becoming the Andy Dufresne for a whole new generation, but that juss doesn't compare to Zack/Dana/Pothead's looneybinness, RFK's second meeting with death, and the unsolved reasoning behind Carlos being all 'crotch-mouthed' (genius term dreamt up by Michelle on Tvgasm). Soon I may replace 'is it football season yet?' with 'is it Marcia Cross season yet? [last semi-NSFW]
• Spice Girls To Reform?!?!?!?!!!! I mean, this isn't as big as Gang of Four (whomever the fork they are) getting back together, but this begs the question, when will Our Gang reunite?
• Kate Boosworth could have been Katie Holmes?!?!?
• Stream the new Stripes & watch their new video
• Yabba dabba later
• Antonio Banderas to play Dali. Interesting choice, but maybe he would've been a better choice to play van Dyke.
• Gavrilo Princip woulda had such an easier time assassinating Franz Ferdinand had he know about dem peanuts. But it'll take a lot more than an allergic reaction to Arachis hypogaea to keep the Archdukes from Live Aid, now called Live 8.
• Is this guy the second choicen one?
• Motley Crue vs Duran2
• Time Magazine, you know, the authority on all things film, have unleashed their list of the All-Time Top 100 Movies. They sloboviously cant be trusted if A Clockwork Orange, Cloak & Dagger AND Escape From The Planets of the Apes were all omitted.
A now for a bunch of blog related blog stuff...
• I don't really know what all this fazzle with Blogebrity is, but apparently I'm only good enuff to be a B-List Blogebrity. Are you forking kidding me? I mean, this alone is worthy of A-Listedness! At least they don't know my real identity. And until the day I get elevated to A-List status, Blogebrity will be a B-List Cewebrity.
• Nike iD enlists the help of the blogerati to design shoes/whore out their products. So who's kicks have the most kick? And how am I too choose between Stereo's, Pradashoppe's, Aeki's, Melody's, Coolfie's, & Leafblower's? And out of all dem beautiful peeps, which one eats the most boxes of Kix? And when will Adidas let me design their shoes? Is it cause I want to make the first sneaker made from corn?
• Only the combo of me, Trey Atwood, and my man boobs could make Pink go red!
• GoldenFiddle.com, don't call it a come back. Cause it's a be back.
• TWS, yer 5th 4th result when searching for all things 'Pam Mueller'
• And BritPoppa apparently discovers the Who's Quadrophenia font.
Back to yer regularly scheduled crap on a stick...
• Tom Cruise to direct Steve Spielberg in a movie about a Russian immigrant?
• Every time I read about her, I juss can't get the image of Penelope Ann Miller out of my head.
• Mr Cliff Engle lives, but not of 80s NFL sweater fame. The search continues for the real man behind the cloth of the gawds.
• Rooney babble ons about ashtrays, matches, and cigarette holders. And apparently, if you smoke, yer more likely to be an idiot.
• Why are soap operas called "soap operas"?
• Twin Bobbleheads
• Speakers on &: Nooooooooooooooooooo! Which comes a close 2nd to YTMND in my heart. [via Leader of the Pak Man]
• Be the only earthling to own 6 Freezer Freakies Beanies
• I take it all back, there is one sport in the summertime that I actually like to watch: Women moaning in tight clothing whilst smacking balls. Hispecially womenez who are in a hurry, that be curvy, and that make the BlogFather's pants all filled with slurry.
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