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Wednesday, August 3
Her Royal Thighness the IIIrd's approval rating has reached it’s lowest point ever with 99.9999999999998% approvaleded. How could this be and what does sheness need to do in order to win your love and erections? Isn't breaking Lohag's most searched record good enuff? Or how bout if she pulled down her pants a bunch more times? Maybe we can send you cases of her new perfume filled with Cassis Berrie & Cashmere Musk. But why should we bother trying to impress our breasts upon you? For you think Jessica Biel, who really is a man, is more worthy than Sharalovely. Did you even see Stealth or anything else she's ever been in? She has zero talent and she's a man (juss in case u didnt read that the first time). Plus I'd rather beat off to Mary Worth than her. And you know how WORTHless that comic slizatch is!!
• Old Gorillaz news is suddenly new again
• An insult to Jews and audiences everywhere
• I think the odds are 121-120 that Ludivine Sagnier will appear nekkid in her next joint, despite what these pics show.
• Lotsa agreeing and tweaking going on for Indy 4 [via the Hole]
• AC Slater EMPLOYED! THIGHMASTER NOT!
• With Puffy & Mario Van Peebles on board Carlito's Way: Rise To Power will surely sink at the box office this fall
• Top of the Pops flops on BBC2. At least they have the option to watch it as they took it off BBCAmerica ages ago. Damn them!! I so loved watching Pops with my Pops, eating Pops.
• Need a reason to see Royksopp at Webbie Hall in Zeptember besides learning how to say their name? How bout the bubbliciousness of Annie as an opener. [via Vegan]
• Why didn't they kill off Olivier Castro-Stahl? He was already dead to me
• One Blog Created 'every second'. And about one in 4zillionth of them is worth reading.
• I'm a fan of maize, not maize mushrooms [via Menymoney]
• Thundercut.com [via RaggaMuffin]
• 200 Amazing Secrets! [via Meta]
• TWS.org, yer #7 result when searching for 'underwear pictures of ilan mitchell-smith'
• Semi-related: John Hughes fan fiction
• Ziyi Zhang, credited as Zhang Ziyi, plays Bai Ling, but not that Bai Ling [NSFW], who is sometimes credited as Ling Bai, in 2046, which opens this tweakend in select markets (aka, not Arkansas). I'm so confused, but I'm still in the mood to pour low-sodium soy sauce all over ZZ, who shouldn’t be confused with Cpt Zzzz and his sidekick SnooZZZZZZZZzeworth [sorta-NSFW].
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